Past experiances.

So today I talk about my firsts.

One of the firsts things that I have done would be getting my surgery. it's nothing life threatening, but it's still scary having people poke inside your body, or at least do things to it that would involve cutting... Needles... or Lasers.

I had my surgery done in my nasal cavity because I would always get bleeding noses. It was scary at first seeing all the blood and shit, but then It wasn't that hard to gt it to bleed, sometimes it would just start bleeding spontaneously. I used to make it bleed so I could skip some of class, at least until it stopped bleeding. Once I was out for twenty minutes, only half the time I wasn't doing anything in the bathroom because it had stopped after the first seven minutes of class. I got my surgery done on December first, and I thought it was weird to have IV's attached to my hand. On the bright side, I had gotten a big ass chocolate cookie after.

Okay, the first real "concert" (I'd say it was one, although would you count seeing Local Bands?) was in March, I went with my friend Keiko to go see The Squish, Circa Fiasco, and Cairo. It was a pretty good night, I had no idea how great Local bands can be, I believe they were better than some of the bands in the media now. I plan on going to another one at the Loft this weekend, I'm not sure if I am able to go though, I think my mom hates taking me. I was shocked she let me go the first time, she won't let me go to a real concert because she thinks that I'll get sold into prostitution or kidnapped, which is highly unlikely. And she's always saying 'Concert's aren't places for you.' but yet there are people there half my age, I mean what the hell!

I had just recently encountered my first High school dance that I actually felt like going to, there were past ones that I never felt like going to because I was either busy, or didn't have to bravery to wear a dress or DANCE IN PUBLIC. It was a pretty shitty experience because everyone was grinding so we spent half the time in the cafeteria because it was getting pretty R-rated in the gym, A lot of people were suspended because they came to the dance drunk. I mean, what the hell? Don't you find it odd how this is a CATHOLIC school I'm talking about? I'm pretty sure there were some people who came to the dance as hookers.

This one is random, but I first learned how to ride my bike without having to use the handle bars was in grade one. Amazing hey!

The first band I was really obsessed with was probably Green Day, I was obsessed with Billy Joe Armstrong. I thought he was pretty hot. Even though at the time I was only in grade five.

My first fish I got was a white and pink fighting fish I named Titanic, only he sank :(

My first pet I had was Cherokee, God I loved that dog, he was a chocolate lab/ Chesapeake cross and he was such a wonderful dog. He died in 2005 on October 11th because of Cancer.

my first run away attempt was when I was in grade two and I was up set because I broke my brothers arm so I packed up all my stuffies and got to the end of the road before getting a guilt trip and going back home.

My first Boyfriend was an idiot.

Raper Spray

In case you can't tell what that picture is about, click it. This is our newest product by 'The Hobo's!' So please, no one copy our idea. This is our Raper Spray, To keep those creepers away!

It comes in all flavors, but mainly grapes. So people, buy the grape kind please. It's the best! So after you spray these pedophiles they with die and crinkle up and their corpses will smell of grapes. Some how we'll make that possible!

Warning: The following product can be hazardous and does involve proper use. Point at the Raper you wish to spray, and please wear a protective mask. It could be harmful if inhaled. Please dispose of the corpse before the chemicals are released into the air. To properly dispose of a Raper's corpse place into plastic bag and then into a can that will be picked up from a garbage man. Then live the rest of your life Raper-free, but if you do encounter another Raper then you know what to do!

We have also invented a Garlic toast tree, so if you ever decide you would like to have a garlic toast tree, you should buy one of those. Place garlic toast tree in front of your door and it will protect you in case Edward Cullen decides to rape you.

Maggie and I had the worst life experience on Friday, we were sitting on the top field at school and at the motel in front of us were two creepy men, one who was fairly old and was like, high or something because he was waving and yelling 'Rock and Roll!' which isn't that bad until the he took off his shirt.by then we were mortified and invented the Raper Spray. The other guy there didn't do anything but laugh, but he still freaked me out. I bet it was Anthony. He sorta looked like him too. Creeper. If only Maggie and I had invented the Raper Spray sooner before then all those poor people who have been raped could have been saved! Well, now we have invented the Raper spray, and all is good!

Ice Cream.

Well, when life gives you ice cream, eat it before it melts. It tastes like shit when its runny. Past experience when I accidentally left it out then re-froze it.

Ahah, I hate writers block. Or Blogger's block, what ever you feel like calling it. I mean, I'm not actually a writer but I like pretending I am.

Is there a band called 'The Creeps'? I don't believe there is, I just googled it. It would be cool to be in a band called The Creeps. I mean, it makes you sound creepy. I like it. Ahahaha, I'm like JK-ing with you. Still, it would be cool.

So if anyone ever wants to be creepy and join the band with me, lemme know! JUST KIDDING, that band name suits Anthony better. Is it that bad I am so mortified by my old creepy guitar teacher? I mean he was creepy.

It`s really sad how I have ended up with all the creepy guys to like me, I`d say their names but they are probably creeping on my blog as we speak. Stupid Catholic school guys.

I have the best band name ever, I was thinking of something like The Class Losers :D
I would totally start a band with that name and if anyone Disney starts a band or a show with that name I will be pissed. Because you never know, those desperate savages could steal it! :0

That I would be totally willing to start up! One day of course I will and I will have an even awesomer blog because I might actually have followers.

I really hate extended families, like Step Loser's mom. God I wish she'd go die in a hole. I mean it's not nice to blame me for every kid's half-drank can of apple juice or something. Dearly, not nice.

She favors Somer AKA Queen Bitch, can you believe it? She's a diva and yet; only four years old. And she stares at our family like we are some sort of wild savages, seriously woman.

I really dislike Queen bitch, I mean she gives that 'Haha they love me more than you ah-aha' look and I feel like punching her in the face. how can anyone love some one so evil. Well, I`ve fucked up my computer, for some reason it does this damn É. Anyway, I will piggy back on my uber hate for extended family.

Alex & Jack Number Two!

Ahaha well, I have some more links of some interviews that Keiko looked up last night, and I got her to email them to me :D


Before he goes on stage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDY9THY_vV4&feature=related

While he's onstage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6GBDGhXbs8&feature=related

Have fun with this xD

Aerobics Alex: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNHcicm_lGY&feature=related


Funny lil' dance and tackling: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNcG1sb7m1o&NR=1 (Notice the 'Hi Mom!' sign?) I love how Alex runs off and forgets he has to sing (:


Zack and Alex will NOT take their shirts off: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzCztPXvgy0&feature=related

Alex stopping randomly in the middle of Remembering Sunday to yell at a train: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjR7mOMjv_w&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCGhPvDZS-k&feature=related

Alex stopping randomly in the middle of Remembering Sunday to yell at a train: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjR7mOMjv_w&feature=related


FUCK YOU during Remembering Sunday: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMFS5NtVkmc&feature=related

All of these links and the words, because I didn't write them; I copied and pasted everything Keiko sent me, and I love her so dearly. She pretty much wrote this whole blog for me :)

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Alex & Jack!

LOL We have to love Alex Gaskarth and Jack Barakat (:

I'm just going to write this blog about some of their really hilarious moments from their interviews that Keiko and I obsess over. And since I know this blog will mean a lot to my lovely Keiko; so I am going to dedicate it to her :D


Random fan in the crowd: I LOVE YOU ALEX!
Alex: 'I love you to, but don't interrupt me. I am telling a story' (I personally quite like this one!)

LOL
Alex is at a concert and this girl is on the floor. (Covered in blood, I guess.)
Alex:'Yeah, that girl is covered in blood,so yeah, uh.. let's help her up..'


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UhlAZKXt1Y&feature=related -Ahaha, Alex is so kind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VbWQP3sxyA&feature=related -This on is kind of pointless, but we like it (:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8Cc0nAs-X8&feature=related - Ahaha, he's wearing pink and drinking Iced Tea. Yum.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qDMaDQxiXY - I LOVE THIS ONE! Btw these like, next two links are related. I love it, Alex: 'I was young and Naive' Jack: 'I was young and Native' LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pvU1EyIVSQ&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lY_GVwiSGc - I have no idea where the fourth part of this interview is,

AHAHAHA 'Random person: Where do babies come from Jack?' Jack; 'LEBANON!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbegjgY8IGo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzR8Vn5iDa8&feature=channel - ahah, BECAUSE WE ARE DIVA'S!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AetzsAcyQY&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1bOKfxMtHE&feature=related -Random-est one minute and six seconds in your life. (I love him for his drumming; but we all know the facial expressions are the best (: ) and can you believe it?! He doesn't really drum. weird, he's so good!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LuGLcRQ8so&feature=related

There will be more, no worries. and I will indeed add to this. but if you can't click on the link, copy and paste into your address bar. :)

Legolas the Fish

I am dearly sad, today I was going to get a new fish, I have no idea what I would name it though. I really want to come up with a really cool name for it, I mean is it not sad I can come up with pretty rad names like Yoko my guitar, but yet I can't come up with cool names for my living and breathing fish? I was thinking of getting a cool white one and name him Legolas, or maybe get a really colorful one and call him some rad name. I so far have two votes for Legolas, so I think I have to go out and buy the weird looking see through fish. Yeah, See through fish freak me out.

And now I would have to re-train my new one how to dance to Music :D



If I got a new fish, he would look something like that, with a light tint of blue that way he's not one of those weird kinds of fish where they are slightly see through and you can see everything inside them, And I shall call him Legolas because Laura Whattsernamee and I are Lord Of the Ring Obsessies.

I never realized it until now that I really like putting pictures in my blog, it reminds me when I was little that I only liked pictures, Screw the story! Just kidding the story is actually quite important part of the book. too bad they never put pictures in novels. That would be pretty kick arse.

Raper-van vs. Hippie van.

This next whole blog, I am going to write about Maggie :)

Just recently; Maggy, Gabby, and I have found thee best Hobo cave ever! Where we plan to have a garden, a cat, a dog, Popcorn Machine, and a fountain that has Coke, or root beer, some good pop like that. And as creative as we are; we plan to have a Raper Van, you know, one of those really old ones that retired people drive to go Camping. Or we are pending on weather we should have the cool Hippie vans. We have one in the family actually, his name is Charlie; he's pretty sweet. BeeTeeDubs, that van right there is of Charlie; not the raper-van. Maybe one day if I have one of those, (Which when I was little; we did indeed have a raper-van) I will have to get another one, and write about it.

So in your opinion, which is better? if you happen to be reading this odd blog of mine; you should leave a comment and let me know :D

So, I was talking to the lovely Maggie yesterday about this asshat named Dino. And I totally do not care if he ever decides to read this (Likely that he would, considering he can barely read a book) He totally does not deserve Purple Pants. And isn't it odd we see girls wearing the exact same pair? Coincidence? I think not.

One day we will invest a wood chipper, and possibly stick Dino in it. Do not fret; we will indeed film it for you, a Production by Maggie&I.

So one lovely evening; Mr Madland our Gym teacher made us walk to the waterfall. Which isn't so bad despite the fact it was freezing. Damn him. We ended up getting a wee bit lost, and everything felt surreal and fake. Like with the way the tree's were, and the gray skies; it made me feel like I was in some Stephan King movie; like the Mist, minus the creepy Alien things. But eventually we made our way up the side of the waterfall were we past this glorious hole in the wall; known as now, our Hobo cave.

Whenever I hear the word hobo; it instantly reminds me of my socials teacher, Mr. Larson. (No offense to him.) like this one time when I was walking back up to school one afternoon with a hot latte because it was so damn cold; I saw Robin, My friend, wave at some stranger. I thought she was delirious and I told her she should never wave at hobos, then I realized that the stranger was actually my socials teacher. I feel bad for the fact that it's not the first time he has been mistaken as some homeless guy; it's not my fault he bundles up like one, and wears shirts inside out. He doesn't have the greatest fashion sense; it's odd looking at his dressed up for mass though.

We had also went out to Riverside Park for gym once; and will go again eventually and Maggie and Gabby and I had also came up with the idea of making up another Genre of music, Hobo style; at least. Oddly to me there are quite the number of talented Hobos, as you see on the streets of Vancouver a majority of them have guitars and junk, as their way of making money; Or like that movie, The Soloist. Of course I never finished watching it, knowing me I got bored in the middle.

So we came up with a band called "the hobos" not very creative; but it suits us :D and our first hit would be that song we stole off of tree house with the 'I like Purple Stew" if we haven't heard it; don't worry; we'll make it famous!

Frodo the Fish.

Okay, this time I will attempt at writing more author-like, usually it comes out in a mind-rush wave, it is probably at the point that everything I say is gibberish.

So, today I guess I became a godmother of Laura Whattsernamee's fish, Frodo. :) So it's odd how this family thing works because Laura and I are the parents of Timmy-Kristy Tropicana, and I am the god mother of Frodo,but yet; you see, Timmy-Kristy and Frodo are brothers. So if you seem to understand this confusing family-ness, please comment and tell me what the hell happened there...

I can't wait until Friday, then I can meet this new grandson of mine. Okay, so apparently my fish is dead. Is it bad to not know how long your fish has been dead? My fish is already mummifying.. Woops. Poor Ty the fish.

I used to have this other really amazing fish I named Titanic, but he sunk :( (Pun intended)
He was a really pretty fish, he was white, and pink. He was just the cutest thing ever; despite the fact he was actually pretty chubby.

They were my therapists, I would always talk to them about my problems! I even taught Ty how to dance to Panic At The Disco, so it's sad to see such a talented fish die; I'm afraid if I buy a new one he might just get a heart attack from how loud my music is.

Late April Fools; Early Easter!

Hey people who probably aren't reading this. I mean, who would waste ten minute reading this? Pfft, I wouldn't even read it, minus the fact I'm writing it.

I'm in Vancouver right now eating burnt popcorn because my brover fails at making it. So how is your easter break going so far? Did anyone do any good April fools pranks?

I think its really sad that the art of pranks is slowly dying, I mean everyone now is 'Too Mature for Pranking People" I mean if you got the chance to prank someone and not get into trouble for it, wouldn't you take it? I know I would, and it's no secret I would prank my brother.

Only that I am really not creative at finding any pranks. So I might as well not even bother, but I like the idea of the "Ahah I got you" thing.

Right now the fam is geeking out because they are watching Discovery Channel, some show that has to do with how humans evolved, and shit. Yes it's interesting to see them get all into the subject, but after two hours, I'm not so sure I'm so crazy about it.

So people, Sharks or Dinosaurs? Just asking, because I am slowly losing ideas to blog about. Aha, well, at eight, we are going to watch The Orphan. I, of course, have already seen it, I love watching horror movies, if you really want to watch a freaky movie, I suggest Dead Silence, it has a pretty ironic ending. I really didn't expect it.

JustAnotherRandomNote.

Hello living and breathing People!

It is almost impossible to write a blog here. Everyone is starring at me and I am working on a laptop, which isn't even mine, but whatever. And if I make any mistakes, I will fix it later when I can actually write when no one cares.

It really blows moving shit from a truck into a new house, of course the new house isn't even mine, but I have to be a "helpful little girl' I don't mind helping, but it depresses me when I think of the possibility of moving myself.

I would like to dedicate this next paragraph to my Guitar teacher Kris, because we always make fun of Smeez. (AKA Lee's music) and I'm sure that not all the teachers there are as creepy as Anthony; but it's fun to assume they are.

Like this one time, it was the day of the Harvest dance,and I was all dressed up as a cat because I didn't have the energy to get all into the spirit of Halloween. So as I walk in, he all is looking at me creepily and junk, and since I have been going to him for lessons for a while and apparently I have been "depressing him" because he creeped me out so much I would never be laughing at his uber lame jokes. And then he would try to measure our hand size! Creeper. And the size of his lesson room was about the same size as a closet. And as dumb as they were; the wanted to put a Piano in there too.
So it was really awkward during lessons because I had to press myself against the wall so I would be as far away from him as possible, considering he just relaxes himself so much his legs are so close to mine and it creeps me out a lot.
And then this one time after i had quit guitar at Lee's I saw Anthony at the grocery store, and I was worried he'd confront me or something and be like Why! Why did you leeeave me! We all know the answer is as simple as 'Because you creep me out.'

And that is the end of my ramping on about my Creepyguitarteacherophobia.