Raper Spray

In case you can't tell what that picture is about, click it. This is our newest product by 'The Hobo's!' So please, no one copy our idea. This is our Raper Spray, To keep those creepers away!

It comes in all flavors, but mainly grapes. So people, buy the grape kind please. It's the best! So after you spray these pedophiles they with die and crinkle up and their corpses will smell of grapes. Some how we'll make that possible!

Warning: The following product can be hazardous and does involve proper use. Point at the Raper you wish to spray, and please wear a protective mask. It could be harmful if inhaled. Please dispose of the corpse before the chemicals are released into the air. To properly dispose of a Raper's corpse place into plastic bag and then into a can that will be picked up from a garbage man. Then live the rest of your life Raper-free, but if you do encounter another Raper then you know what to do!

We have also invented a Garlic toast tree, so if you ever decide you would like to have a garlic toast tree, you should buy one of those. Place garlic toast tree in front of your door and it will protect you in case Edward Cullen decides to rape you.

Maggie and I had the worst life experience on Friday, we were sitting on the top field at school and at the motel in front of us were two creepy men, one who was fairly old and was like, high or something because he was waving and yelling 'Rock and Roll!' which isn't that bad until the he took off his shirt.by then we were mortified and invented the Raper Spray. The other guy there didn't do anything but laugh, but he still freaked me out. I bet it was Anthony. He sorta looked like him too. Creeper. If only Maggie and I had invented the Raper Spray sooner before then all those poor people who have been raped could have been saved! Well, now we have invented the Raper spray, and all is good!